Comics - Blasted With the Past pt. 10 - November 7th, 2008, 6:52 pm

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Afrohawkman, November 7th, 2008, 7:00 pm

What are we making fun of this time?
I couldn't resist.

But anyway, time to get moving. 10 comics is long enough to stay in one spot.

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Crusty_Kris, November 7th, 2008, 7:47 pm

how IS mario keeping up?

Mavander, November 8th, 2008, 1:51 am

Or he's on drugs. I mean, come on. He's a fat italian plmber. And every Sonic Vs. Mario video, shows him battling evenly. How the hell is that possible?!

Tailikku, November 8th, 2008, 1:54 am

My guess is that he found a hidden Speed Up box underground

Djoing, November 8th, 2008, 2:20 am

..I wanted to see painted MK!

oh well...

James Birdsong (Guest), November 8th, 2008, 11:57 am

All three explanations have merit.

amymist, November 9th, 2008, 12:41 am


Verna268, November 9th, 2008, 2:14 pm

They say that in the original Super Mario, Mario ran faster than Sonic did in the orginal Sonic the Hedgehog.

So if anything, Mario can run faster than Sonic. unQuote

*cough cough* original
Meaning the new sonic still runs faster then Mario, and the new sonic runs faster then the Original Mario, dose that make sense?

But that still leaves the question.....

Maybe something like Sonic Riders.

In real life when airplanes fly the make a turbulence behind hind them which is a reason why most airplanes have to wait 10 min before take off. So in this case, Sonic moves at the speed of light, so the Turbulence can easily make such strong wind force that the wind pulls Mario forward and he keeps up, which is also how most characters keep up with Sonic when he is running. If you don't believe me ask or tell a parent to drive right behind a semi-truck on the highway, the Semi takes up enough space so wind resistance dose not affect the car and makes the car go faster. This is also called Draft which is used in most races for cars to speed faster then other cars.

Dose that help?

dark clone (Guest), November 13th, 2008, 5:55 pm

that, and the fact that nintendo made it like that to be fair in mario and sonic in the olympic games

Joshman14487, February 23rd, 2010, 12:02 pm

1. he runs faster than the speed of sound (super sonic=bad pun) but not the speed of light, and
2. If you've actually played the original Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games, one of mario's missions is to beat sonic in the 100m dash

Shadowblade2584, January 4th, 2011, 8:21 am

Also,In one sonic shorts volume,there was A Sonic Riders parody that had sonic jump off his board,run backwards,and give jet the middle finger.Also,if sonic can get A slope and go into ball form,he's ultimately faster than Mario.Mario,is pretty much A slow fatass.Hell,it would take him A damn long time to achieve full speed.Also,he was pretty slow and wasn't able to run in galaxy.In Galaxy 2,with the first Magikoopa,if Mario touched that mud,he would be so slow to the point A Goomba can outrun him.So,Sonic wins.

Extremmefan, August 18th, 2014, 10:52 am

@Shadowblade2584: Sorry to tell you, but Mario is fast enough to keep up with Sonic in their Olympics games... Super Smash Bros Brawl was just exaggerated, so were the two Super Mario Galaxy. Besides, Mario can jump high... and is using the aforementioned Draft to keep up.

hitkid96fan, August 21st, 2014, 8:57 pm

@Extremmefan I believe you haven't played Sonic Unleashed yet? Besides Sonic could secretly be slower because he's a worse cheater than CPUs in Mario Kart.

Also Super Mario Galaxy is a main Mario game, nothing wrong about that.

But really, don't try to make sense in a Mario or Sonic video game.

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